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The old lady I met in Belgravia Square ...

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My office was located at 18 Grosvenor Place, London SW1X 7HN. The fourth floor of our office overlooked the queens backyard in Buckingham palace. On winter days when the trees shed their leaves and were bare some of my collaeagues would claim they saw the Queen’s dogs being taken for an afternoon walk inside the Palace gardens .   It is not just the Queen's dogs inside the Palace but the men and women outside the Palace who worked in offices around central london take a walk in the afternoons because that is pretty much the only time where there is some decent amount of shine and warmth to venture outdoors. Weather permitting, I would walk the length of hyde park until the serpentine or the Speaker's corner during my lunch breaks. That was probably the only physical exercise and a breath of fresh crisp air  I would get during the course of a work day.     When my walk had to be short it would not be to hyde park or th...

The unbearable lightness of being a ... Bitch

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My previous post of the famous F word could not have been complete without its female counterpart the 5 letter B***** word. But for all that claim to fame that this four letter word seems to boast of … There is much to be said about its female counterpart in English vocabulary … Research done by some fucked up university scholars in UK, US , New Zealand and Australia suggests that a certain male of the species use the F*** word 83.4 % more frequently than the female of the species. On Analysing the reasons they found that the females of the species is so fundamentally fucked up with intense soul threatening experiences that they find it easier to mutter the silent five letter B**** word than utter the loud four letter F*** word as an intense form of expression.      Some time back I was in the tube ( underground metro for the uninitiated and the perverts whose imaginations could run wild) . There was this woman whose cleavage was bursting fr...

The most versatile word in English vocabulary

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F*** is arguably the most versatile english word ever coined. It is   an English word with recent origin.    It can used to mean different things at different times depending upon the context. It can easily fill in the roles of an adverb, adjective, verb, noun, pronoun and whatever else.  It can be used in present tense, past tense , future tense ... anytime you are tensed.  Here are just some of the examples...  Fuck … I have won the million dollar lottery ( Fuck as in ‘ wow … ’) Fuck … boss caught me minimizing the window of bookmyshow.com ( Fuck as in   ‘ Oh shit’ ) You are so fucking funny ( as in ‘ so .... funny’ ) Fuck off – angry expression ( as in sod off / bugger off ) Fuck off – with a coquettish look and a blush in the cheeks ( as in I am enjoying the attention but too coy to accept)   Fuck off – friendly expression   ( as in ‘just forget it’ ) Fuck … you have put on so much we...